minor league baseball is a metaphor

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released May 10, 2015

"Racked" is by J Church. Everything else is by Adults.

Recorded, mixed, mastered, and brought upon the world by Jasper Denhartigh.




adults New Orleans, Louisiana

Josh. Paul. Drew. Rustle. Several dads who have no children that they know of.

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Track Name: I Don't Wanna Be Here
you say you’d love me till forever
i'll say nothing matters anymore
you say you don’t wanna see my face again
I'd say nothing matters anymore
i've been dreamin of that town i'm from
never get it off my mind
and you ask me when my time is up
there’s no answer I can find
if i stay here dear i'm killin me but lovin you
and if i go it’s the other way around
all I can say is that I gotta get back home
cause i been quickly losing my mind
i don't wanna be here any more
Track Name: Here and Now
a life spent on over nights
and walking the same streets until our soles wear thin
take a tally and find
it adds up to nothing now

getting eaten alive as you're smoking
staring straight ahead as it all gets blacked out
everything is an overreaction
things don't get better, no things won't get better

so ask me something I don't know
and watch them fade out so fast
with nothing to hold close
just another ugly couple

waiting to die
and still I
dream of nothing now

hearing the same lines repeating
same diagnosis as the last time
doomed to eternity and fucked as ever
things don't get better, no things won't get better


here and now and nowhere
and nothing inbetween
Track Name: Racked
i'm not drinkin again
no i'm never ever drinkin again
Track Name: Goodbye
tell me what you think i'll tell you what i think its always the same goodbye to you
i cant hold my promises i can't hold my appetite i can't believe i said goodbye to you
i wanna tell you something, that i rarely lied, but i could stay with you and
i could never try, we could stay together, and we would always lie, till the day we die
we build it up and we broke it down and we’ve both got things to do so goodbye to you
you never were from here, i never escaped here this city ain't kind to me, but it's nice to you
i'm trying my hardest not to confuse this with what i've been through before that isn’t true
you said one day it wouldn’t be nice and you just wouldn’t like me so goodbye to you
we’ve been talking for over an hour this conversation seems sour, so goodbye.